Akky. 20. Sydney
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THE MARAUDER'S MAP: "The magic used in the map’s creation is advanced and impressive; it includes the Homonculous Charm, enabling the possessor of the map to track the movements of every person in the castle, and it was also enchanted to forever repel (as insultingly as possible) the curiosity of their nemesis, Severus Snape."

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pocketpicasso:

125 minutes of ugly sobbing later

So, awkward hug or “lame cool guy” handshake?

“Fu-”
— Sherlock Holmes (via itriedthatonceitwasabadmove)
“Cough.”
— John Watson (via itriedthatonceitwasabadmove)

can-you-like-not95:

krctosstoss:

"Save Broadway" - a sketch on SNL.

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

so great 

can-you-like-not95:

krctosstoss:

"Save Broadway" - a sketch on SNL.

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

so great 

Christmas Plans →

jilysecretsanta:

For Akky (arrogant-toerag) :)

Christmas Plans

Lily was angry. She was angry at him, angry at Christmas, and most especially she was angry at herself. Because as much as she wanted to blame him (and she did, she really did), Lily knew that ultimately this whole thing was her fault. She was…

awww this is the cutest thing ever! thank you you’re the best :)

There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1. There’s .1 and .12 and .112 and an infinite collection of others. Of course, there is a bigger infinite set of numbers between 0 and 2, or between 0 and a million. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities. A writer we used to like taught us that. There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbounded set. I want more numbers than I’m likely to get, and God, I want more numbers for Augustus Waters than he got. But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.